Latest Rants
Skin Deep Profile
7th May 2008
Seems i hit a few nerves with my interview in last months Skin deep. All i can do is apologise to those whose poor education led to them not understanding any of the words written on the pages. I wish the standard of English education in this country were higher but it's not. We can't have everything. If you're unable to read a paragraph correctly and extract the necessary and...
Political Correctness Defined
30th March 2008
This is a definition of political correctness which was the result of a competition to define PC held at the Texas A&M university: “Political Correctness is best defined as a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a deposit of faeces - by the clean end!" Hilarious, couldn't agree...
Camping and Sniping!
6th February 2008
Call Of Duty 4 online. What a game! Addictive and compulsive. I love it. But if you're a dirty camping bastard, or a sneaky sniping wanker, please, please for the love of all you hold dear, take your x box 360 console, put it in a black bag (or similar) and wrap it up. Use some sellotape if you need too. But be very careful not to leave many rough edges. When...
Vegetarians who eat chicken and fish!!
8th September 2007
Fuck off! And fuck off all the people who ask me if i eat chicken and fish, who ask me what do i put on my cereal if i don't use cow lactation and who ask me why i'm a vegan (slightly lax coz of my partial leather bike gloves. peace-ish
Miami Ink
8th September 2007
There aren't enough words in our wonderful language to desribe my feelings for this show, so I'll condense my opinion to: Over-rated underacheivers! (Yes, even Kat, see Mike DeVries, Nikko, Tom Renshaw and Bob Tyrell for some real portrait talent!!) The full version can be obtained by asking me, in person, the most irritating question of my career so far, "Do you watch Miami Ink?"GRRRRRRRRR
Idiot
29th July 2007
(Click title to view whole rant) As i walked back to my car today i saw the most amazing thing. Some teenager was trying his hardest to shake down a bus stop 'pole'. (NO, not trying to extort money with menaces!) He'd gotten himself into a lovely rythym, much like a boxer on the speed ball. I was fascinated with his concentration and dedication to the task in...
Manners
27th July 2007
(Click title to view whole rant) Can no-one say "please" any more. I'm fuckin sick of nob ends coming into my studio and saying things like, "what lettering do you do?", "can you fit me in today?", "how much for this?". Not a fucking please or thank you in sight, i'm gonna make manners manditory in my studio. Any fucking ignorant twat that can't be bothered to...
Flood Planning
25th July 2007
(Click title to view whole rant) We live on an island next to some of the most inhospitable seas on the planet. It rains for most of the year and we spend most of our time wishing the sun would shine. So how THE FUCK does our government not have a plan to deal with flooding? It's not the first lot of floods and certainly not...
Popups
15th June 2007
(Click title to view whole rant) Whats not to love about them? They’re so informative. How would you have know that two hundred viagra tablets were only $69.00 when ordered today with your credit card on www.unsecuredtransactions.com??? Pop ups save you the hassle of needing to think of all those sites you were waiting to get to but just couldn’t find the time. Hey presto their it...
Iraq 2
15th June 2007
On the subject of Iraq. Can anyone see any reason for them wanting democracy? It doesn't fuckin work here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And I'm not sure it's practical in a country who's main belief system doesn't really offer women many of those democratic rights!! Bush and Blair, may a thousand plagues strike you both, your families and anyone who believes in you. By the way, if anyone out there doesn't agree with my point of view,...